A disgruntled NY Mets fan was beaten and arrested during the 9th inning of the Brewers/Mets game on Sunday after exposing his mostly nude body to unsuspecting Milwaukee Brewers fans and sprinting across the field waving a paper sign. After security got a hold of the man, clocked at reaching nearly 8 beers per hour at full sprint, he was beaten by Bernie Brewer before being hosed-down and held for MPD to recover. MPD quickly arrived at the scene and proceded to beat the man again before clothing him in Brewers memerobelia and sending him on his merry way. He was cited for public idiocy, drunkenness, being a Mets fan, lack of tanned skin, and poor fashion sense. The man could not be reached for further comment, but he is scheduled to appear in court on July 8th. Hopefully this time he will bring a sweater and a nice pair of slacks.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Mets Fan Caught Running at 7.5 Beers Per Hour, Ticketed for Public Idiocy
A disgruntled NY Mets fan was beaten and arrested during the 9th inning of the Brewers/Mets game on Sunday after exposing his mostly nude body to unsuspecting Milwaukee Brewers fans and sprinting across the field waving a paper sign. After security got a hold of the man, clocked at reaching nearly 8 beers per hour at full sprint, he was beaten by Bernie Brewer before being hosed-down and held for MPD to recover. MPD quickly arrived at the scene and proceded to beat the man again before clothing him in Brewers memerobelia and sending him on his merry way. He was cited for public idiocy, drunkenness, being a Mets fan, lack of tanned skin, and poor fashion sense. The man could not be reached for further comment, but he is scheduled to appear in court on July 8th. Hopefully this time he will bring a sweater and a nice pair of slacks.
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