Governor Jim Doyle was reportedly overheard joking last night about raising the wine and liquor tax throughout the state of Wisconsin. Word of his poorly chosen crack comment quickly spread from college student to college student and, more importantly, from life-long beer drinkers to more life-long beer drinkers. Public outrage has been blazing today, and a student organization from UW Wisconsin has begun planning a public stoning as penalty for taking the name of liquor in vain. Unfortunately, Governor Jim Doyle could not be reached at this time for further comment. However, when we find that sneaky bastard (oh and we will) the prosecution shall commence. Sign ups are available statewide, both at local post offices as well as community churches. Register for the stoning quickly, there are only 100,000 open spots. Date and Time TBA. Bring the Whole Family!
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