The feminist organization Females Attributing Tolerances Across Languages (F.A.T.A.L) has recently lashed out at the United States Postal Service (USPS) after accusations that the federal agency's long standing use of sexist jargon will no longer be tolerated in America. FATAL spokesperson Debbie O'Donnell (a single, 40-year-old woman, who has many female friends and hasn't dated since she went with a cousin to her high-school prom) had this to say: "We refuse to be bombarded with sexists words in our everyday lives any longer. We demand that the USPS change their term for postage from "mail" to "sender to sender analog-style communication." Otherwise, we simply stand by while the dominating males of our country use their own sex title to hold us women down!" FATAL also suggested a possibility of changing mail to "mail or femail" in order to maintain popular social standards. Apparently, these women are really pissed off, organized, and don't have full time jobs. Unfortunately for the USPS, FATAL is threatening to bring this case to the supreme court and one thing is for sure. Those women will sure show those chauvinistic sexist males of the USPS that complaining about trivial details is sure to accomplish nothing of any significance. The B&Y will continue to keep you posted as this story progresses.
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