Antsy Pants Magee Has Nervous Breakdown While Waiting For Food At AMU

When Antsy Pants Magee arrived at Marquette Place this lovely Friday afternoon, he thought he would be enjoying a fine chicken sandwich compliments of the 155 grill and not spending his weekend in a mental institution. Antsy Pants Magee (shown far right with his much chiller parents on the left) was stopping through Marquette to interview some prospective inerns for the summer. However, he left after a couple interviews because he had an irresistible urge to keep on the move.

Magee then found himself stricken with hunger and decided to grab a bite to eat at Marquette place. Magee ordered a chicken sandwich at the 155 grill but somehow his order slip had been misplaced in a pile of grilled cheese orders.

An order at the 155 grill can normally take between 7-12 minutes to prepare correctly and is usually very delicious. Antsy Pants Magee claims to have trouble watching his Jimmy John's sandwich be prepared in less than thirty seconds, because he cannot stand to wait to devour his Slim 1. At approximately ten minutes after he ordered, Magee was already having trouble waiting for his chicken sandwich when many people who ordered after him received their food. Magee was witnessed to be sweating profusely and pacing back and forth from the soda machines.

The 155 grill staff realized their misplacement of Magee's order slip and corrected the mistake properly. This was going to add on 3-4 minutes to the already 10 or so minutes Magee had waited. The staff politely informed Magee of this news and he completely snapped. During his breakdown Magee was seen to go on a one minute rant about good customer service followed by a minute of hyperventilating then completely passing out on the floor of the Union. By this time his chicken sandwich was ready but he was not able to eat it as he was taken to the ER of Aurora Health Center.

A 155 grill employee then ate the chicken sandwich and said it was awesome. He will cook one up later this weekend to give to Magee, who will be housed in the psycho ward. In the mean time we wish Magee a speedy recovery, otherwise he will probably become terribly impatient and cause more damage to himself.