Thursday, June 25, 2009

3 Students Protest Violence In Iran; The Remaining 37 Students On Campus Protest Jon & Kate Divorce Across Street

3 outgoing Marquette students (above) decided that they had seen enough. These rabble rousers wanted to show their support for their desert counterparts struggling for freedom by organizing a protest on the corner of Wisconsin Av and 12th Street. Eager to inform the city of overseas injustices, these do-gooders got on the street corner bright and early Thursday morning and began to inform pedestrians and commuters that this violence needs to stop immediately.

Kimberly Robinson, a senior in the College of Arts and Sciences, was walking to class and saw the protest. She said the people looked angry so she was positive it could only be about one thing: the breakup of Jon and Kate from the popular reality TV show Jon & Kate Plus Eight. "OMG that was the best show ever, I'm soooooooo sad," said Robinson. (she litterally said O-M-G and sooooooo)

Soon, all of the students on the almost dead MU campus began to protest on the opposite street corner about the injustices done to Jon & Kate's family. "Who will get custody of the eight kids?" was the most popular injustice and then people began to question the ethics of paparazzi taking pictures of Jon when he decided to party with college girls. "That should be kept in the private sector!" students claimed, "You must follow responsible journalism ethics!"

The students on the other corner protesting the government in Iran stood in shock and awe. One of the students almost said "WTF?" but his jaw was already locked in a wide open position.

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