A terrible tragedy has struck cable television today. That guy that reads the Cash Cab trivia questions has perished today in a completely unforeseeable and totally unsurprising accident, occurring at 3:22 am this morning. While posing pointless yet seemingly obvious questions toward his 5 college aged prodigies, each of whom have helped to raise 1 million dollars for Aids prevention, world hunger prevention, and/or home building for endangered species, the Cash Cab guy took a wrong turn down a one way street. An oncoming bus, late for its last stop, struck the cab at an estimated 110 MPH and decapitated every individual riding in the overly-light mini-van. There were no survivors. If you care, contact 555-555-5555 to talk to the other person who cares. Otherwise, keep on living your life. Nobody really watched the Cash Cab on purpose anyways. Although trivia tv shows will never be the same, at lest we still have Jeopardy, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Hollywood Squares, Weakest Link, Greed, Family Feud...
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